Based Social Media Manager
Based
Estimated Salary: $82K-$138K
Location: Remote
WANTED: BASED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER
(aka Based Intern/Shitposter)
WHO ARE YOU?
Chronically online. Your family is concerned.
Fluent in meme culture, TikTok trends, Twitter drama, and niche internet communities.
You’re BASED. If you need this explained, it’s not for you.
THE MISSION
Create an online brand presence that is incredibly based and impossible to ignore.
Dominate your chosen platform (whether it’s shitposting on Twitter, owning TikTok trends, or becoming the new roaring kitty).
Stay so ahead of the trends it’s borderline witchcraft.
HARD REQUIREMENTS
Exceptional shitposting skills. If you’ve ever gone viral, we need to see it.
A sixth sense for what works online and a complete lack of fear when it comes to experimentation.
The audacity to post something unhinged at 2 a.m. if it feels right.
PERKS
No "synergizing" or "leveraging." Just dope content and good vibes.
A platform to flex your skills and make waves.
Paid in stables and/or crypto.
HOW TO APPLY
Don’t send a cover letter. We won’t read it.
Instead:
Link us your socials (yes, we’re stalking your accounts).
Send us your favorite meme.
Tell us the most based thing you’ve ever posted.
Ready to build something incredibly based? DM us on Telegram @dm_based
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